Friday, 25 July 2025

The Constant Wife - Swan Theatre, Stratford-upon-Avon

A visit to Stratford to see "The Constant Wife" by Somerset Maugham at the Swan Theatre.


A straightforward journey, and then parking as usual in the Church Street Car Park.  A walk through town and then, for a change, we headed across the river over the Grade II listed pedestrian Tramway Bridge.  

Looking back at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre:


The Ferris wheel (bigger, apparently, than last year's) seemed fairly empty, but there were excited voices coming from the few cars that were occupied:


Looking across to the Grade I listed, and much older, Clopton Bridge:


Our first (but hopefully not our last) visit to The Boat House, where we were seated on the balcony.  The views in all directions were most acceptable:






so your author was a happy bunny:


The view inside:


and back to the Tramway Bridge: 


An excellent burger for me, and a rump cap steak for Amanda:


followed by my habitual chocolate ice cream, and sticky toffee pudding for Amanda:


A gentle stroll to the theatre.  Looking back to The Boat House just visible on the far side of the Tramway Bridge: 


It was stiflingly hot in Stratford, so I was pleased to arrive at the Theatre in plenty of time for a restorative ginger beer in the Swan Bar.

We took our seats in the blessedly cool Swan Theatre.  In one of the reviews listed below, the critic reflects on "how they would fit a proscenium arch stage drawing room set on a thrust stage, but they do", and I agreed with his assessment that the deceptively simple set was one of the best seen in recent years:




Portions of the rear of the set were semi-opaque, allowing us to see characters appearing in shadow on staircases before they entered the drawing room.  During a flashback scene, sections of wallpaper seemed miraculously to half-peel off the walls, the previously brown-painted door into the room transformed into a semi-sanded blue, and parts of the floor covering, as if by magic, pulled back to reveal an ornate tile floor beneath - all, taken together, indicating a room in a state of being decorated.

Obligatory selfie:


And so to the play. We throughly enjoyed it - I would happily go to see it again before the end of the run, but in the few remaining performances there are only a handful of standing-only tickets still available.  Rose Leslie (of "Game of Thrones" and "married to Kit Harrington" fame - neither means much to me) was excellent as Constance Middleton, the titular "Constant Wife", and was supported by a uniformly excellent cast.  

Maugham's original text had been tweaked by the writer Laura Wade, and the mark of how well she had done this was the difficulty we had in 'seeing the joins'.  That said, one obvious - and deliciously funny - change occurred at the beginning of the second act, with Constance and her long-time admirer Bernard trying to leave the house to go to the theatre to see a play called "The Constant Wife"...  With the couple having been considerably delayed in their attempts to leave by events occurring at the end of Act 1, one character helpfully noted that they should have no difficulty in catching up, because so many such plays begin their second act with one of the characters providing a helpful summary of what has happened thus far - at which point Constance's sister (played by Amy Morgan) launched into a frantic tour-de-force summary of what had happened in the first act that we had just seen that was so well delivered the whole house broke into spontaneous applause at the end of it.

More detailed reviews are listed below, and a number give further useful insights.

A straightforward run home, reflecting on a most enjoyable outing.

Reviews

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  • Peter Viney's Blog
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  • Thursday, 26 June 2025

    Carmen - Royal Opera House, London


    Off to London again, only about 37 hours after we got home from our previous visit.  This time  we're going to see Carmen at the Royal Opera House.  The original plan had been to go down to see Brad Mehldau at the Barbican and then to stay over for three nights, making use of the middle day for sightseeing and shopping; however, when we saw how hot it was going to be we cancelled our hotel reservation and changed our train bookings.

    A straightforward run down on the 15.04, and then by underground to Covent Garden. A leisurely stroll around the outside of the Piazza and then down Southampton Street towards the Strand, where we found ourselves a few minutes early for our 17.00 reservation at The Real Greek.  No matter; we continued our stroll, taking in the nearby sights and, in particular, Baldwins Stanley Gibbons, the coin and stamp dealers.  Even at my age the name always makes me giggle, reminding me as it does of Bill Oddy, "I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again" and specifically the track on the 1973 Soft Machine album "Six" entitled "Stanley Stamp's Gibbon Album (for B.O.)"...

    A 16.55 we entered the front door of the (by now clearly empty) restaurant to be met by a frazzled-looking young waitress who announced in somewhat broken English,  "I am very sorry - we have an issue. We are closed".  Having established that she had no idea how long this situation might last we stepped back out onto the Strand and regrouped.  

    Recalling from an earlier visit that there was another small branch on Long Acre we quickly marched the 500+ m back to it, only to be told most apologetically that they had no unreserved tables.  A number of options were quickly entertained and dismissed.  One alternative venue was soon abandoned as we saw a party of 40+ schoolchildren ahead of us being shown to the upper floor; we mentally calculated how long it would take for them to be served before us and moved on...  

    Finally, I recalled that there was a branch of Bodeans nearby, and we were more than a little relieved to be shown (quite generously, given the time) to a booth that could have accommodated 6 at a pinch:



    The menu has changed a little since we last visited their branch in Soho a few years ago, but we soon selected a cheeseburger, fries and a side order of Vinegar 'Slaw for me, and a Chopped Salad (hold the blue cheese) for Amanda:


    Virtuously forgoing sweets we then made our way to the Opera House, where we sat at a table in the Foyer, enjoying drinks and people watching before making our way to our seats:


    And so – what of the opera?

    My Mum's 1939 copy of the “Complete Opera Book“ by Gustave Kobbé tells me that Carmen, by Georges Bizet, was first performed at the Opéra Comique in Paris on March 3rd 1875. 

    Kobbé and other sources make clear that the audience reaction to that performance was distinctly mixed.  The first act received applause and even curtain calls, but by the end of Act II the audience reaction was significantly muted, and for Acts III and IV, practically non-existent.  This hostile reception seems to be due to the themes (this was a forerunner of what would become known as verismo – realistic opera that deals with real lives and raw emotions), and the opera appears to have been simply too shocking for the Opéra-Comique's genteel audience.  Tragically, Bizet died of a heart attack just three months after the premiere, believing the opera to be a failure, whereas it has since gone on to become the third most-performed opera in the world, with more than 16,800 performances of more than 1600 distinct productions since that time.

    We only had to listen to the audience members speaking in the foyer, and then around us, to realise that there were a significant number of native French speakers in the House.  Against that background, expectations were quite high.  How sad, then, that I felt a little underwhelmed by the whole experience.  I lack the critical skills and knowledge to offer a truly informed review, so what follows is simply my gut reaction.

    Since the start of the revival of his production earlier in the year, the principal roles have been sung by two distinct casts, and tonight Carmen was being sung by the Russian mezzo-soprano, Anna Goryachova.  It saddens me to say that I was not convinced by her performance – vocally, I thought she was disappointing, and I also felt that she lacked the physicality needed for us to believe that she had not one but two suitors effectively twisted around her little finger.  Unfortunately, the reviews below all relate to the earlier spring run, featuring the alternate cast.  However, comments relating to the production (as opposed to the individual artists) are valid, and I agreed with some of the less enthusiastic ones.  Common to both casts, the playing of Don José's childhood sweetheart Micaëla as a cross between Ugly Betty and Amy Farrah Fowler from The Big Bang Theory seemed somewhat cruelly bizarre.

    So – overall I was left with two conflicting emotions; on the one hand I would be disappointed to sit through another production of Carmen on a par with this, while at the same time I would love to see one that really met my hopes and expectations.  Only time will tell which one comes about…

    Of course, I could not finish this account without a few comments on the audience.  It being the end of June, and well into the tourist season, the audience appeared to have more than its fair share of first-timers and those wishing merely to take in a “reet good show“.  The constant clapping at the end of the majority of the arias quickly palled – but not as quickly as the yakking from the couple behind us.  Oh dear – only two years in, and I'm becoming an opera snob.  Ah well, plus ça change as Bizet might have said…

    Out, and a brisk walk to Covent Garden Underground station.  We arrived at St Pancras with plenty of time to purchase refreshments and to sit and people-watch until it was time for boarding.  

    She nearly made it all the way, but around 15 minutes out from Leicester she was gone:


    A straightforward run home, arriving at 01.45, and home and in bed by around 02.15.

    Reviews

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